Russ & Pups Fact :
For many years Russ has been in and out of re-hab for catnip addiction, often turning back to the 'nip' after a fight with Pups. Pups cannot see the fun in drugs and gets high from chasing cars and barking at grass. (Pups barks at grass because he thought it stung him one day, it was in fact a bee in the grass that hurt him -- Russ hasn't told Pups yet because he thinks it's funny)
So who are they you ask? A valid question for someone who hasn't met this dynamic duo before. Russ & Pups are an unlikely pair of crime-fighting stuffed animals. They spend their nights walking (well Russ Struts more than he walks, he thinks it will help him with the ladies) the streets -- quite an achievement for two inanimate objects -- looking to stop the evil guinea pigs and the threat they pose to humanity. "Guinea Pigs?" you ask. What most people don't know is that guinea pigs are quite evil. So evil in fact that they have been know to ignore the poor little old lady crossing the street (in heavy traffic!) and also take the last piece of pizza without asking, or having it offered! Scheming from their underground cage, the guinea pigs have been planning to take over the world for a long time.
The majority of the human population live in blissful ignorance of the guinea pig threat and do so thanks to the tireless efforts of Russ & Pups. With an arsenal of weaponry, including pieces of lettuce and rocket launchers, they capture the guinea pigs and brain-wash them with hours and hours of Jennifer Lopez and Tim Allen Christmas movies. It is in this mindless state that Russ & Pups will let them go and be picked up by Humans thinking they would be a nice -- if not incredibly exciting -- pets for their children.
Russ & Pups appreciate the fact that they have obtained fame in the stuffed animal community -- again not a small feat that, obtaining fame in an inanimate community -- following their late night super-hero exploits but want to show this loyal following that they have a lighter side. Russ & Pups will continue capturing the devlish guinea pigs and brainwashing them (using their sickening methods) but ask you now to join them as they show you a little about what they do when they're not saving the world. For example, did you know that Pups is a professional opera singer and that Russ specialises in formation crouching? Well, if you didn't there is much for you to learn...